OMG... it is English???

Today i notice an article frm the newspaper... the english there really geng!!! the newspaper publish the english in China... hehe... so i use the word there 2 make an essay.... n c u all guys cn understand or nt???
"walau... the english in China really "no three no four", the english used by the citizens there really so 'good' n u may think that the english used by them juz "horse horse tiger tiger" but if u ignore them, they will "give you some color to see"... Bcuz in China there are "people mountain n people sea", u cnt fight them, so u must listen their english carefully... abo "u will go and look"...
so.. my fellow frienz.... are u noe wat i am talking about??? so pls "gif me face", try understand wat i am talking about... if nt "u want money,i have no. you want life, i have one!!!"
~~~LOLX~~~